User blog:CloudyWithAChanceOfRainbows/Dumber-than-Bubble Ways to Die

Because why the heck not.

Verse I
Set fire to your hair (Match, multiple episodes )

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear (Pencil poking a stick at a fish monster, it's not a bear because there are no bears in goiky )

Eat medicine that's out of date (Gelatin eating one of Fries' fries, which is over a year old )

Use your private parts as piranha bait (Blocky being bitten by a piranha while plugging a hole with his corner )

Chorus
Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Verse II
Get your toast out with a fork (Nickel scaring Woody (who kinda looks like toast) with a fork )

Do your own electrical work (Lightning zapping other contestants, Multiple episodes )

Teach yourself how to fly (David "steering" the paper airplane )

Eat a two-week old unrefridgerated pie (Rocky eating Nickel and then barfs crazily )

Chorus
Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

This is still unfinished

Verse III
Invite a psycho killer inside (THH Chapter 1 Closing Argument )

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride (THP Chapter 1 Closing Argument )

Take your helmet off in outer space (Blast Off! Second Ignition )

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place (The Cage of Death )

Chorus
Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Verse IV
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet (THP Chapter 2 Closing Argument )

Sell both your kidneys on the internet (Twisted Trivia Test )

Eat a tube of super glue (Fluttershy's death )

I wonder, what's this red button do? (Ultimate Annihilation )

Chorus
Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Bridge
Dress up like a moose during hunting season (One Woman Army )

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason (Wild West Insecticide )

Standing on the edge of a train station platform (Ghost Busted )

Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing (The Burning of the Versailles Witch )

Run across the tracks between the platforms (Level Editor )

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

Chorus
The dumbest ways to die (The Ultimate Punishment )

The dumbest ways to die (Forced Shutdown )

The dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie (Ultimate Annihilation )

So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die (Chapter 9 Jack Attack )