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SCPlemon is an Alternate Universe (AU) by Yirb. The basic format is based around SCP in general while roleplays may be more based around again SCP, but as in the game.

Humanity never fully trusted the Lemons, and the ongoing flame war in the internet soon got into the real world. There, it was more like a roundup than a war. Humans managed to capture every NL- and the SCP foundation set their sights on them. Through Class-O amnesiacs, they made humanity forget NL ever existed- and the so-called "SCPs" were contained.

RULES If you wish to add an OC, you can request it in the comments section below and we could get you in the roleplay. You should also have the serial number, object class and description. You also cannot base an OC's SCPLemon counterpart after an already existing SCP monster too much. Yirb has the right to deny an audition. The OC must be up to date. PRIMARY CLASSES Safe - Safe-classed are those anomalies that are either sufficiently understood that they are now completely and reliably contained on a permanent basis or otherwise do not trigger their anomalous effects unless activated on purpose.

Classifying an anomaly as Safe, however, does not mean that handling or activating it does not pose a threat, and personnel are to be reminded that all Special Containment Procedures and safety protocols are to be observed at all times and costs.

Euclid - Euclid-classed are anomalies that are either poorly understood or inherently unpredictable, such that reliable containment is not always possible, but do not pose sufficient threat to qualify for Keter categorization. The vast majority of anomalies cataloged and contained by the Foundation are initially classified as Euclid until they are either sufficiently understood or exhibit sufficient danger to qualify for reclassification.

In particular, any anomaly that exhibits autonomy, sentience and/or sapience is generally classified a Euclid-class entity at minimum, due to the inherent unpredictability of an object that can act or think on its own.

Keter - Keter-classed are anomalies that pose an inherently serious threat to the safety of mankind, let alone personnel, and either require extensive and complex procedures to contain or cannot be fully contained by the Foundation's current technology and knowledge.

These anomalies are generally considered the most dangerous ones in Foundation containment, and all research efforts are directed towards enabling more reliable containment of such anomalies or, as a last resort, the timely nullification or destruction of its anomalous effects.

SECONDARY CLASSES Neutralized - Neutralized anomalies are those that are no longer anomalous, either through having been intentionally or accidentally destroyed, disabled, or otherwise no longer function or exhibit anomalous effects.

The documentation for Neutralized anomalies is archived for posterity in case the anomaly regains its anomalous properties or otherwise recurs in the future.

<p style="text-align:center;">Explained - Explained anomalies are those that are completely and fully understood to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science, have been debunked as a false or mistaken classification, or are so widespread and publicly disseminated such that containment is no longer possible. <h3 style="text-align:center;">ESOTERIC CLASSES <p style="text-align:center;">Thaumiel - Thaumiel-class objects are highly classified and extremely rare anomalies that are utilized by the Foundation to contain or counteract the effects of other highly dangerous anomalies, especially Keter-class objects. Even the mere existence of Thaumiel-class objects is classified at the highest levels of the Foundation and their locations, functions, and current status are known to few Foundation personnel outside of the O5 Council.

<p style="text-align:center;">Apollyon - [Data Expunged]

Item #: SCP-002
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Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-002 is to remain connected to a suitable power supply at all times and costs, to keep it in what seems to be a recharging status. In case of electric outage, the emergency barrier between the object and the facility is to be closed and the immediate zone evacuated. Once facility power is re-established, alternating bursts of X-Ray and UV light must strobe the zone until SCP-002 is re-affixed to the power supply and returned to recharging status. Containment area is to be kept at negated air pressure at all times and costs.

Teams including a minimum of two/2 members are required within 20 meters of SCP-002 or it's containment procedure. Personnel shall maintain physical contact with one another at all times to validate there is another person present, as perception may be dulled, skewed, or hypnotized by object proximity.

No personnel below Level 3 are permitted inside SCP-002. This requirement may be waived via written authorization from two/2 off-site Level 4 administrators. Command staff issued such a waiver must be escorted by at least five/5 Level 3 security personnel for the duration of their contact and must temporarily surrender their rank and security clearance. After contact, command staff will be escorted at least 5 km from SCP-002 to undergo a 3-day quarantine and psychological evaluation. If deemed fit for return to duty by Psychology Staff, rank and security clearance may be restored when quarantine ends.

Description: SCP-002 resembles an organic (as in geometry) structure with a roughened volume that of 60 cubic meters (or 2000 cubic feet). An iron valve hatch on one side leads to the interior, which appears to be a standard low-rent of modest size. The room contains furniture which, when closely examined, appears to be sculpted bone, woven hair, tied Yoctorebes, and various other biological substances, such as chitin. All matter tested thus far show independent or fragmented DNA patterns for each object in the room.

The material of the structure is the meat of what seems to be a Pinkty Burger.

Addendum: SCP-002 has also in its time at the facility further furnished itself with two lamps, a throw rug, a television, a radio, a beanbag chair, three Latin books, four child toys, and a small potted plant. <div style="background: rgb(10, 10, 10); box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px white; border-radius: 10px 10px 10px 10px; text-align: center; padding: 5px; line-height: 200%; width: 95%; margin: auto;">
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== LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE IS REQUIRED ==

<p style="text-align:center;">- Please input security credentials - Item #: SCP-012
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Object Class: Euclid

Name: NL Islands

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-012 is to be kept in a darkened room at all times. If the object is exposed to light or seen by personnel using a light frequency orthe than infrared, remove personnel for mental health screening and immediate physical. Object is to be encased in an iron-shielded box, suspended from the ceiling with a minimum clearance of 2.5 m (8 ft) from the floor, walls, and any gaps.

Description: SCP-012 was retrieved by Archaeologist K.M. Sandoval during the excavation of a northern Italian tomb destroyed in a recent storm. The object, a tablet only having a personalized port of My Singing Monsters, part of a larger composition, is incomplete. There are some small or medium blood drops on the tablet. The first personnel to locate the sheet (Site 19 Special Salvage) had two (2) members descend into insanity, attempting to risk their blood to finish the composition, ultimately resulting in medium but fast blood loss and internal trauma.

Following initial investigations, multiple test subjects were allowed access to the score. In every case, the subjects got themselves mutilated, risking their own blood to finish the composition, resulting in subsequent symptoms of psychosis and massive trauma. Those subjects who managed to finish a section of the piece immediately committed suicide, declaring the piece to be "incompletable". Attempts to perform the music, even without finishing SCP-012 first, have resulted in a disagreeable cacophony, with each instrumental part having no correlation or harmony with the other instruments. Item #: SCP-073
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Object Class: Euclid

Name: Blue Ball

Special Containment Prodecures: SCP-073 is to be kept in a two/2 room cell furnished with all artificial furniture and items, and a bathroom. Subject is allowed to freely wander the facility and eat in the main cafeteria. A tracking device has been attached to SCP-073's person and is not to be removed. Subject is disallowed any contact with the surface, and is not allowed outside the facility. Subject is allowed no contact with plant-based SCPs under any circumstances. Violence is not to be used against SCP-073 under any circumstances.

SCP-073 is currently kept in Site 17.

Description: SCP-073 appears to be a seemingly sentient blue rubber ball that possesses 2 eyes, 2 legs, 2 arms, and a mouth. For an unknown reason, SCP-073 doesn't possess any other human feature, such as ears or noses. SCP-073's forelimbs were cut off by an unknown individual, and then got replaced with prosthesis by SCP-073-A, who is said to be SCP-073's father that is a technology expert.

SCP-073-A is a black, unpainted cube of rubber that is exactly 8 cubic feet in volume. It also possesses 2 eyes, 2 legs, 2 arms, and a mouth, and yet doesn't have other human features, such as ears or noses.

SCP-073, who calls itself "Blue", is generally polite and generous to all who speak to it, though it has been described as being cold and somewhat mechanical in its speech. It is very helpful, and enjoys aiding personnel in their daily actions, whatever they may be. It has highly detailed knowledge of ancient to recent events in history, and most commonly spoken languages in the world, including ones that have went extinct. Subject has professed to having a photographic memory, remembering word-for-word all text in an eight-hundred-page dictionary that was flicked through in a minute and a half. It has scored above average in all intelligence tests given to it.

Some of SCP-073's organs were crushed after an unknown disaster. They were also replaced, albeit more uniquely, such as it's unique hearing system's replacement working through a microphone. It speaks through internet connection text-to-speech, and so it can talk when there's no internet, a word bank for previous words. Item #: SCP-207
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Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-207 is to be stored in a waterproofed locking metal container measuring 1 m x 0.5 m x 0.5 m. The key is to be issued to the current head researcher of Site-██'s bio-containment area. SCP-207 is to be retained inside this area at all times, and all personnel entering the area should be checked for any food or drink items, in addition to any other searches required. Any staff seen ingesting SCP-207-1 are to be retained for future study, with all Foundation clearance levels removed.

All vending machines in Site-██ are to only dispense clear carbonated beverages; any variation from transparent is to be investigated immediately.

Description: SCP-207 refers to a crate containing instances of SCP-207-1. Those instances are designated SCP-207-A~X. SCP-207-B is currently the active bottle for testing, and no other bottles are to be opened without authorization from two Level 4 researchers. All bottles have been clearly labelled to aid distinguishing. The liquid held inside these has been confirmed to be identical across all of SCP-207, and should not be ingested outside of supervised testing. The liquid has been classified as SCP-207-2, and is to be treated as a Class 2 chemical hazard. SCP-207-1 does not appear to alter as age increases; however, the active testing bottle should have its protective cover kept on outside of removing liquid for testing.

Mass spectroscopy and chemical tests have shown higher than usual concentrations of caffeine and sugars (both natural and artificial), along with [REDACTED], SCP-207-3 and mass non-radioactive and non-toxic cubic micron bits of uranium. The practical effect of this is when a subject drinks an SCP-207-1 instance, they will effectively no longer require sleep or rest, nor will they attempt to sleep or rest, as well as symptoms that of nausea and vomiting. This effect is not lessened by any soporific or medication yet tested on test subjects. However, only a quantity larger than five (5) milliliters will cause this effect. The reason for this lower boundary existing has not been found, although it is hypothesized by Dr. C█████ that [REDACTED]. As such, unless authorized by two Level 3 researchers, only five (5) milliliters of SCP-207-1 is to be used for testing. Amounts higher than this have shown no difference in effect, with the exception of the Subject SCP-207 was recovered from (See addendum).

In addition to removing the need for rest, SCP-207-1 also boosts motor, reaction, and psychological functions. The increase is linear in progression, with an estimated 50% increase (measured by standard medical protocols, +/-5%) every 6 hours. The practical application of ingestion is that the subject is able to think, react, and move faster than others who have not ingested SCP-207-1. Mental proficiencies show the IQ of the subject to rise in line with other increases.

Physiology does not change even upon maximum consumption, and thus can rarely support the increase in activity. If >2 of the cans are consumed, there will be death, most likely organ failure.

SCP-207-1 is a soda can that contains a very carbonated fluid; SCP-207-2 itself.

SCP-207-2 described earlier.

SCP-207-3, or Herthoite, is a chemical compound. When mixed with paint, it will react violently, exploding.

Addendum: SCP-207 was recovered from ███████ College, after reports of student ████ █████ moving from failing grades in all areas (including physical sports) to top percentile marks, and record-breaking performances in physical areas. Agent ██████, embedded in the local police force, brought ████ █████ in for interview. Subject revealed the existence of SCP-207 during the interview; however, escape attempt while Class A Amnestics were being administered resulted in the subject violently [DATA EXPUNGED]. Cause of death: organ failure due to massive internal hemorrhage. As SCP-207-A was empty on recovery, it is believed to be one of the ingested cans.

SCP-207 recovered from subject's home, SCP-207-A already empty. ████ █████ reported to local police force as missing; no further cause for surveillance of ███████ College a must for now.