User blog comment:CloudyWithAChanceOfRainbows/Dumber-than-Bubble Ways to Die/@comment-25612966-20200305130426/@comment-33431934-20200305132203

TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS. WOW.

Also some of those are changed: like "Get your toast out with a fork" is changed to Geletin accidentally stabbing Four with a fork and got "the zappies".