User blog:TSRITW/Dangan Ways to Die

Because why the heck not.

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Verse I
Set fire to your hair (The Burning of the Versailles Witch )

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear (Spears of Gungnir )

Eat medicine that's out of date (Sakura Ogami's suicide )

Use your private parts as piranha bait (Ryoma Hoshi's death )

Chorus
Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Verse II
Get your toast out with a fork (Announcer's death )

Do your own electrical work (Miu Iruma's death )

Teach yourself how to fly (Balloonacy )

Eat a two-week old unrefridgerated pie (Squarangl'r's objection against Luke in THP Chapter 2 )

Chorus
Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Verse III
Invite a psycho killer inside (THH Chapter 1 Closing Argument )

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride (THP Chapter 1 Closing Argument )

Take your helmet off in outer space (Blast Off! Second Ignition )

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place (The Cage of Death )

Chorus
Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Verse IV
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet (THP Chapter 2 Closing Argument )

Sell both your kidneys on the internet (Twisted Trivia Test )

Eat a tube of super glue (Fluttershy's death )

I wonder, what's this red button do? (Ultimate Annihilation )

Chorus
Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Bridge
Dress up like a moose during hunting season (One Woman Army )

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason (Wild West Insecticide )

Standing on the edge of a train station platform (Ghost Busted )

Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing (The Burning of the Versailles Witch )

Run across the tracks between the platforms (Level Editor )

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

Chorus
The dumbest ways to die (The Ultimate Punishment )

The dumbest ways to die (Forced Shutdown )

The dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie (Ultimate Annihilation )

So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die (Vengeful Ways to Execute )