User blog:TSRITW/THP: The Game You Can Never Lose

previously

 * DAY 6
 * 6:00 PM
 * (main hall, ground floor)


 * S4:


 * DAY 1
 * 8:00 AM
 * (main hall, ground floor)


 * JI: I can't believe I actually got to host a killing game!
 * JI: Well, this parody isn't going to start itself.
 * JI: I'll just wait until my victims- er, I mean, characters arrive.
 * S4:
 * S4:
 * BJ: Wow, this is... huge.
 * JI: Welcome,, the . Shall we play a game?
 * JI: Well, we can't until the counter reaches sixteen.
 * BJ: It's quite empty here...
 * BJ: Maybe I can make it a little more fun.
 * S4:
 * BJ: Now, where can I plug this air pump?
 * JI: There's an outlet over there.
 * S4:
 * CK: And makes it to the building, where the event "Trigger Happy Portals" will take place!
 * JI: The second character to arrive!
 * CK: Wha- I got second!? How is that possible? I'm the ! I'm the fasting thing alive!
 * JI: First of all, you're not the fastest thing alive.
 * CK: Aww.
 * JI: And second, Blitzy Jr. entered before you.
 * BJ: I just woke up earlier.
 * CK: So you left at an earlier time?
 * BJ: Pretty much.
 * S4:
 * JI: Ooh, who's character number three?
 * PR: I am, participating in Trigger Happy Portals is my motto!
 * CK: Ugh, you!?
 * BJ: I've seen your ads. They all suck.
 * PR: How dare you mock my career? One day, I'm gonna hack all o' ya 'til- excuse me.
 * CK: What's his talent?
 * JI:.
 * PR: Rogue antivirus? Dude, I protect people from computer viruses every day!
 * BJ: You're malware.
 * PR: Wha- why do you have to be so mean to me?
 * JI: 'Cause we're not all kind.
 * S4:
 * FS: Is this...
 * JI: Well, speak of the pony, and she doth appear! Welcome, !
 * CK: You're... yellow.
 * BJ: She can handle pretty much any creature. She's the !
 * FS: Aww, you don't have to say that.
 * PR: Why do you respect her and not me!?
 * FS: 'Cause I don't like you.
 * PR: Even the Element of Kindness dislikes me? What is my existence anymore?
 * JI: Let's not have any more existential crises again.
 * S4:
 * IC: Grr...
 * PR: What the...
 * FS: I got to meet two cats today!
 * CK: I don't think he's as friendly as the blue one...
 * IC: Mrreow.
 * BJ: I think it's best not to judge him...
 * JI: But what we should know that he is, the.
 * S4:
 * LT: I'm, the professor's- I mean, the !
 * TC: Greetings, everyone. I am, the ... ...
 * TC: All right, who wrote this? My identity is not a talent!
 * JI: Well, there was an at one point...
 * LT: Hold on, is that a bouncy castle?
 * TC: What?
 * BJ: I set it up.
 * S4:
 * TC: What is the meaning of this? This meeting is supposed to be serious!
 * JI: Yeah, maybe it wasn't as serious as you thought.
 * LT: This is so much fun!
 * FS: Uh, Luke?
 * LT: Is that...
 * LT: ...a...
 * BJ: A pegasus?
 * LT: I thought they're mythical!
 * CK: Maybe not where she's from.
 * FS: I can.. take you to my world if you want.
 * JI: Well, you can't.
 * S4:
 * EB:, , has arrived!
 * CK: Wow.
 * CK: You're pretty cool.
 * EB: Thank you.
 * S4:
 * AN: Wow. What is this?
 * JI: ! I'm glad the made it here safely!
 * TC: First "Ultimate Clock", now "Ultimate Speaker Box"? What's next, "Ultimate Human"?
 * AN: I have no idea what are you talking about.
 * AN: Also why are pegasuses and zombies here? They don't exist.
 * JI: Well, uh...
 * S4:
 * SS: Wow, I sincerely thought this would be an actually good meeting place.
 * JI: Madame, , welcome to Trigger Happy Portals.
 * SS: Do you really have to treat me like that?
 * CK: For someone labelled as a snake, you clearly look like one.