User blog:TSRITW/very important.

=DO NOT POST A LINK TO THIS BLOG POST OR ANY PAGE ON THIS WIKI TO THE LEARNINGBLOCKS WIKI, PLANET LOSER, PLANET WINNER, OR ANYWHERE ELSE ON FANDOM.= As you probably knew, Abigblueword, also known as the Moxic Monster or JAMTIG, has been annoying us for far too long. And by "far too long" I mean about two and a half months. Since I know all of you (and myself) have dealt with that freak for a while and have gotten tired of her. That is why I wrote this blog post, so outline our plan to defeat her, or at least anger her until she gives up... hopefully.

analysis of ABBW

 * simps for Moxy from UglyDolls
 * prone to saying the N-word and the R-word
 * probably has an identity crisis
 * lacks self-reflection
 * most likely a troll

what she usually does

 * asks for their original username
 * asks for her flaws
 * asks for a Moxy image and its details

our plan
Since she only reads the block reasons for responses, here's my plan.
 * DON'T give her what she wants. That's feeding her, which is the exact opposite of what we want to do. Never post that image, or type "Abigblueword" or that five-word phrase in the block reason.
 * Give her the answers, but in code or cipher. If she demands the five-word phrase, instead of typing it out normally, try typing it in a code, and she has to either solve the puzzle or ask for hints, wasting more of her time. Apparently she knows Morse code so don't use that.
 * Alternatively, give her random text or images. She's most likely going to demand for that specific image, so try another image, like a monkey in a unicorn floaty.

warnings
Even then, we still have our limits. Here are a few things we should not do to her.
 * Threaten her. She may be a troll, but wishing her to die is a bit too far.

So uh... that's my plan. I hope you can follow it, and remember: '''DON'T SHOW THIS TO ANYONE ELSE ON FANDOM! (or Twitter.)'''