User blog:CloudyWithAChanceOfRainbows/NUMBERLEMON NEEDS A GRAND REBOOT.

So anyway, there's been a lot going on lately, and most important of all, PINKTY LEFT THE NSC. Which made me think of an old idea...

Any mature user in this community knows that NL has a lot of hate. A LOT. But do you know why they hate it? In short, NUMBERLEMON IS A BAD SHOW. And the only way to solve this problem is to reboot the show. I wanted to do something about it, but Pinkty just won't allow it (hey that rhymed)! Well now he left the NSC with his stubbornness, so now we can truly reboot the show!

If we want Numberlemon to become an actually good show instead of a Doki Doki Literature Club filled with immature fiction and drama, we would have to add a new rule: NOT EVERYONE CAN WRITE EPISODES. If you're against this rule, then you must be a very immature user. You can still submit episode ideas, but it will be written by the actually good writers. Look at The Cure Mission. It looks like something a kid would do at a school. Why? IT'S LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A SEVEN YEAR OLD. We don't want any bad episodes like that. We need good episodes written by good writers. Look at TSRITW and BB230's episodes. They're nice, right? Totally better than A Mysterious Place. Those users actually know how to write. But BB230 quit, TSRITW has a lot of other projects to work on, and I have to focus on my studies. So we need to hire more writers.

The writers

 * TSRITW
 * CloudyWithAChanceOfRainbows
 * ButterBlaziken230
 * (empty spot)
 * (empty spot)

Requirements

 * Must remember the characters' basic personalities.
 * Must understand TV tropes.
 * Must have watched at least 5 cartoons or animated movies.
 * Must have good grammar. We don't want bad grammar in episodes.
 * Must remember NL's lore and some special characters' backstories.

Okay, but the writers... aren't enough. As the song goes: "Books with less pictures than words, leave me a little bit bored". The "episodes" are just transcripts. IT DOESN'T EVEN QUALIFY AS A WEBCOMIC. If we actually want people to like NL, we need people to draw the scenes. We need artists. Numberlemon doesn't have to be animated, comics are good enough. BUT WE STILL NEED ARTISTS. And of course, we currently have none.

And of course, we need a consistent artstyle. We can't just do "one person draws this episode in his artstyle, and another person draws the next episode in another artstyle". It just won't work out. We need a consistent group of people.

HIRING!

Requirements

 * Have a good and consistent artstyle.
 * Must be good at computer art. And we need at least one person that knows how to use Photoshop.
 * Must understand numberblock arrangements.
 * Must not use stolen rigs.
 * Must not use sprites and backdrops from copyrighted shows and put it here. If you want to use a character from other shows, draw it yourself.

List

 * Currently none. HIRING

...and that's the reboot plan. If we actually have good writers and artists, the NL haters might actually start to like NL.

BTW...
Oh, and also, a lot of immature users want to join Numberlemon but doesn't even know why they want to join. Since all the main roles are taken, even if they succeed in joining their characters won't have any important appearances or speaking roles. And so, they won't even get noticed. If they actually want to get popular, they should make their own show and actually make it good.