User blog:MrYokaiAndWatch902/shell shocked transcript cause why not!!!

Get Out of Town: Start

 * Red: Well, my yellow fellow. It's time for these M&M's to have a little R&R!
 * Yellow: R&R? Is that a new candy? Are we being phased out?
 * Red: *smacks Yellow* We are going on vacation! *throws drink in trash* C'mon!
 * Red: One last thing before we arrivederci! Who did you leave in charge of the candy factory? *phone rings*
 * Red: Hello? It's what? They what? AND WHAT?! *gets angry*
 * Yellow: You're turning red!...der.
 * Red: Repeat after me; I. Did. Not. Leave. The M&M's Minis. In charge. Of the candy factory.
 * Yellow: *shakes foot in... idk*
 * Red: GRR! Has your chocolate melted? Have you gone COMPLETELY NUTS?!
 * Yellow: Well... the Minis aren't that bad. All they need is a chance!
 * Minis: *laughs, wrecks stuff, laughs again, wrecks more stuff*
 * Red: All you need is a BRAIN DONOR! Back to the factory! PRONTO!
 * Yellow: *jumps into car*
 * Red: There's a Minis' mutiny going on! They've stolen the formulas for all the M&M's candies! Stop those Minis! Find those formulas! Go, GO, GO!
 * Yellow *rides off*
 * Red: There goes my partner. Hm, there goes my career!

Get Out of Town: End

 * Yellow: Here goes nuttin'!
 * Red: *is out of helicopter* Wait! Little friend! Maybe it's time to ask who's the best candy for the job! Maybe this calls for the ringer! The top gun! The go-to guy! Nah. You're right. You go.
 * Yellow: Wish me luck.
 * Red: Miracles happen! Every single day! They do!... we're dead.

Milk Chocolate: Start

 * Minis: *laughs, circles Yellow*
 * Yellow: Oh no! The Minis have messed with the milk chocolate! We're in big trouble!
 * Red: The Minis have messed with the milk chocolate! YOU are in big trouble!