User blog comment:TSRITW/THP: Malware Scratch/@comment-25612966-20191209051305

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You better see how good you've become...
 * You're probably wondering who I am right now.
 * Well, there's no point in keeping this a secret.
 * I'm Squarangl'r, Ultimate Square.
 * Trust me, it gets better than this.
 * I have lots of energy to burn.
 * Look at this fat. I have the sheer heaviness of soul.
 * Maybe you're all thinking "Squarangl'r, I'll kill you right here!"
 * Don't worry, I've got you covered.
 * Now the fun part.