User blog:MrYokaiAndWatch902/Honest Review On Mario Kart Tour


 * So the Double Bob-Ombs weren't the only new power-up. Otherwise this game looks like a glorified time machine for no reason with added gacha elements.
 * With Peachette confirmed everyone is now starting to ramble about the overrated Bowsette. Seriously guys, stop rambling about Bowsette! Sans in SSBU is enough!
 * Where's Funky Kong? No seriously, where IS Funky Kong? I might as well ask that since I got a really cool weapon idea for him. Also, Professor E.Gadd. He should be taking his grand vacuum for a ride.
 * Speaking of which, seeing the tiering list, I've noticed a pattern.
 * The common characters contain all enemies you can drive as (Dry Bones, on the other hand...), babies (after all there's like 5 babies), and the Koopalings. I am still pretty weirded out that Lemmy doesn't have Double Bob-Ombs. Speaking of which, barring the Baby Bros., all characters have a multiple of something.
 * The rare characters contain commonly seen characters like Wario and Waluigi. Well, mostly common characters, I guess.
 * Super rare characters? Well, half are just variants of characters, while another half are... well, pretty... hard to describe, actually.
 * Judging on this pattern, if they were to add the Sprixie Princesses, they'd probably be somewhere in common despite rarely ever appearing in a game. However, if they did get rare (which is literally a 10% chance seeing the chart), or even improbably, super rare, then it's likely we'll just only see one of them (likely green) with six other colors, and probably a really special item. Sprixies. For. EEFIN'. MARIO KART TOUR.
 * Like any game with rarities, you're more likely to see less commons than rares and stuff. Which sucks quite hardly.
 * My best prediction for Lakitu? Well, apparently, he might as well be Rare. But judging from what I've seen, he might get an awesome Spiny weapon. Or worse, just average Green Shells. For Bowser Jr., Rare with Bowser Shell or maybe Double Bob-Ombs.
 * Pauline is OBVIOUSLY going to be Super Rare. Seriously, why else would she not?
 * Currently the only new power-ups we see are auto-fire weapons.
 * Diddy Kong THANKFULLY does not get a gigantic banana, but rather Banana Barrels which shoots out... well, you get it, right? Bananas.
 * Peachette gets the most USELESS power-up (well, unless it's Rainbow Road for SNES or any courses where there's really tight turns) ever; the Mushroom Cannon. You'd expect it to shoot out the dangerous Poison Mushrooms, but all it does is shoot out Mushrooms. I didn't say Poison Mushrooms. I literally said Mushrooms. And becuase Mushrooms boost you, you literally are helping your opponents. The point of Mario Kart is to get in first, not to help your opponents!